#1 - Teapot

The teapot hummed.
The teapot hummed in the kitchen.
In the kitchen, the teapot hummed quietly.
Announcing the imminent completion of its task, the teapot began to hum (hah!)
I heard the teapot hum.
In the background, I heard the teapot begin to hum.
As if on cue, the teapot began to hum.
The teapot hissed, the water almost ready to boil.
The teapot hummed, the water inside almost ready to boil.
We both heard the teapot begin to rattle, neither realizing that it would become a metaphor for our sizzling passion (hah!)
Our passions spilled over like an over-full teapot. (hah!)
My boss is like a teapot. He goes off at predictable intervals.
My hands blistered, my face scorched, I promised myself I would never drop a hissing teapot on the counter ever again.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle, this is my spout.
He threw an old iron teapot at her, cracking her left tibia and causing her to cry out in pain.
He threw a heavy ceramic teapot at her, cracking her left tibia. She cried out in pain.
He cried out in pain when the teapot bounced off his head.
Not seeing the teapot coming, he had no idea that he was about to lose his sight. (ugh)
The teapot was red.
The red teapot stood solidly on the surface of the stove. (ugh)
On the stove's surface sat a ceramic teapot.